Thurso for leader?

A hat nod to James over at Quaequam for the link to the most unlikely of bids to establish a new leader and PM.
I met Thurso during the Hodge Hill by-election, a most unlikely figure to be out canvassing in almost any part of the constituency! I was the recipient of lunchtime leftovers after he'd ordered a "double sausage and chips" from the magnificent eatery next door to the HQ. Little did he expect to receive two portions of a sausage and chips.